Abstract:
Rube Winters discovers that he shares a family curse after he survives his head caught between the altar spindles at communion, and his first date ends in a shotgun blast. There is a rib-tickling ski accident, the interruption of his wedding by a pet parrot, a life threatening accident to his wife and unborn child, a divorce, the death of his girlfriend’s family, and his own accident.

Seeking answers, he re-unites with his old professor at The Source, a magic spot in the mountains where he finds the meaning of life and health.

A rogue narrator provides the inside scoop.