#15
Technique: Kiss Your Food Goodbye
Save On: Unnecessary Groceries

Does it seem like you always end up buying unnecessary food items while grocery shopping? What about those chocolate candy bars that you always buy? You dont need that crap, but you continue to waste money on that crap every time you stop at the store. You must stop your chocolate cravings. In order to do so, you must find yourself a really ugly and disgusting person of the opposite sex. Once you find your designated fat chick, ask her out on a date. While on your date, break out a big chocolate bar and share it with her. Hell, have a couple of them. Eat as much chocolate as you can. Once you are done eating the chocolate, you will then proceed to make out with this ugly creature that is sitting next to you. You both have consumed candy bars, so you will obviously taste chocolate as you make out with Big Bertha. Once you are done making out with her, you will be tempted to vomit because you cant believe you made out with that ugly cow! It was for a good cause, though, because now you will no longer have chocolate cravings. Never again! Think about it . . . if you dare bite into chocolate again, you will taste that chocolate in your mouth and will instantly be reminded of the time you swapped tongues with that human bowling-ball-shaped female with a moustache. Gross, man! From then on, every time you see a chocolate bar, you will gag and look the other way. You sacrificed your pride by kissing a fat ugly chick, but you also saved money in the long run.