People tell me I should be an author, or a comedian. I am neither, but here is a story about my life. Both my parents had been previously married and then divorced. My father had 3 children (he had 2 girls & 1 boy) & Mom had 1 boy. They met, got married and then had me. I consider myself a mistake. I am the baby. I was born July 17, 1958 in Kings County Hospital in Brooklyn. I moved to Long Island in 1960. This is where my life spins its crazy web.