"A new young MD, when doing his residency in OB, was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment, he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady, upon whom he was performing the exam, suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorr. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'"
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