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AUTHORS WARNINGS
1. If you dont understand the concepts of sarcasm, irony, and satire; or if you simply belong to that class of person commonly known as a complete idiot, you will more than likely hate both this book and me. 2. If after reading this book, you believe that I am a hateful, ignorant, and prejudiced person; I hate to be the one to inform you, but you belong to the last category of the first warning. Dont let that offend or discourage you, however. Many idiots live perfectly happy and normal lives. If that doesnt console you start a support group; there are plenty of you around. 3. If you are reading this book before 2008, it should be quite obvious that it is fiction. If you are reading it after 2008, I can only hope it is still just as obvious. The reason I say this is that the people who read this book, and see the changes to our society that I write about as a bad thing, dont believe they will ever happen. Meanwhile, the people who see them as positive steps are working hard to make them happen. 4. The more willing we are to give up our freedoms because of threats to our safety, the more often that safety seems to be threatened. Think On.
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