The doctor gave the diagnosis My friend John had halitosis. He ate raw meat In his stocking feet, Now my friend John has trichinosis.
Speaking of cats, did you hear about Louie? He chewed so hard his teeth went blooie. He used to eat bats And little white rats, But now all he eats is chop suey.
The Hawaiian Islands are well noted They were formed as volcanoes exploded. The Aloha State Yields surfing thats great. To the past of Pearl Harbor were devoted.
He needed money, so Sam got hired; But he dozed at work, cause Sam got tired. The boss became mad, And the job Sam had Was given to Ed, for Sam got fired.
Wally the wolf couldnt go to sleep So he decided to then count sheep, It made things worse, All sleep disperse, Now hes so hungry he can only weep.
My Uncle John bought his seventh toupee; He wanted enough to wear one each day. But he is back to six, For Mother Natures tricks Caused a gust of wind that blew one away.
There was the batter who hit a foul The ball hit the catcher in the jowl. It bounced away, Right out of play, To hit a fan and cause him to yowl.
Whenever you are feeling glum, When things are rough and joy wont come Pick up your chin, And learn to grin And dont forget to sing and hum.
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