Now I know you all have heard numerous stories about the wolf and the three little pigs, and how the wolf blew down the three little pigs houses, well I am here to tell you how I got over on the little pig with the brick house. Now as you all know, the first little pig built a house that was made of straw, what a silly, silly pig. He should have known that little house was no match for me. I just came along and saw that little straw house, and took a deep breath. That house just fell right on down to the ground, and I just moved right along on my merry way. Now I guess you all are wondering why I didn’t eat that scrumptious little pig. We all know that I just love ham, bacon, and sausage, but I regret to tell you that my doctor has found out that I have cholesterol problems and hypertension. Can you imagine a wolf with high blood pressure! Well I am not too pleased that I have to give up pork and choose lean meat in my diet, and after seeing that commercial, pork the other white meat. I thought I had it made. To get on with my story, I came to the second little pig’s house, and I tell you, that pig didn’t have anymore brains than the first little pig. Why build s house out of sticks? I just took out my paw, flicked out my claw, and pushed on that house until it tumbled down like a pile of toothpicks. Ump, ump, ump, they sure don’t build houses like they use to. I moved along and this time the third little pig was a little smarter. That old pig had built a house out of bricks. Well I guess he thought he had out smarted me, why he even had the pit boiling in the fireplace, I guess that old pig thought that if I couldn’t knock down this house that I wouldn’t climb up on the roof and come down the chimney and fall in the pot, no way, I’m not going out like that, I have a plan. You see I came prepared with a wrecking ball. I just climbed right up into that seat and started the ball in action and bam! It was all over, that brick house just fell apart. Now imagine the look on that pig’s face when he was standing there in a pile of bricks.
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