Probably, the hottest gay novel in print. Any man you want can be yours—using a formulaic hotfix. The delving starts when newly single fortysomething Rudy Serrudo gets rejected in person by, then electronically matched with, the veritable man of his dreams, a twentysomething closeted sports junkie. Milking it for all it’s worth, Rudy embarks on an extraordinary sensual odyssey to find true love with the sexiest studs in all creation, who, otherwise, wouldn’t give him the time of day let alone the treasure of their “bonerability.”