Abstract:
“Anyone can tell a good joke and make people laugh, but to tell a bad joke and still make people laugh, that takes talent.”

Recycled jokes are funny, but there’s nothing funny about recycling urine and using it for drinking water.

“We’re doing our best,” Zyxyr said apologetically. “I don’t want your best!” The Emperor leered at him, “I want better!”

Alcohol is the best solution to every problem, and it’s not made from recycled urine, so it’s better for you than water.

“You are one rude computer,” Origami pointed out. “Oh, in that case,” the computer concluded, “screw you!”