My name is James O’Neill. I’m thirty-three, single, and am in law enforcement. I originally began writing what you are about to read as a “joke”. I thought many of my ideas were things most people do not speak about and I began compiling short stories in preparation for a stand up comedy act.

I have yet to try my hand at the comedy routine; so instead, I put this together for a warm-up.

Many of the topics I discuss you will find amusing (I hope!). Others are nothing more than observations that I have from my own experiences.