I had had no luck with women all my life so I turned to loving animals and feeding them for years on end. I’d love to find one or more women who are animal lovers like myself. But 62 years of trying without even a mere date turned me off completely. I want those who have as much in common with me as possible. And not one with jealousy to stab me in the back with a knife if I looked at another woman.

I now hope to get published and start a new career for myself in my waning days of life. And become rich and famous and have as many women as any man can afford.