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The Beach Okay, so you and the crew decide to go down to the beach on a nice July afternoon. You spend twenty minutes finding a parking spot and then have to walk three blocks to the end of the continental United States. You finally pick your spot amongst three hundred other drones and you set up camp. You pull out your beach towels, igloo coolers, and tanning gear and its time to have fun! Gotta lay down the towels correctly, making sure all the while that you dont get any sand on them cause that will be a major irritant while your trying to lay out to get some skin cancer.
Excuses Im tired of everyone having excuses for being a loser and not doing their part. I make a hundred grand a year, single, and am in the 36% tax bracket. I have a right to complain about this.
The Weather You know what the easiest job in the world is? Weatherman in southern California.
No hurricanes, tornados, floods, snow storms, lightening, thunder, windstorms, cyclones, humidity, wind chill factor, blizzards, sleet, tsunamis, NOTHING. So, when a cloud rears its head over the land of the overpriced Stand by weatherman, youre up to bat! No more boring rhetoric about the three foot swells at the beach and the barometric pressure today, compared to three years ago. Time to saddle up and make your money son. Time to talk about a wee bit-o-water Thats right. Its gonna rain in San Diego brother. Look out All hell WILL break looseVehicle accidents, traffic lights out, road rage time. What do we do?
The Attorney Ive had it with defense attorneys. I dont think the average person understands what an atrocity the legal system has actually become.
What I think is great is you are paying for this service Thats right. Your tax dollars being spent on someone being paid to hide the truth, manipulate the facts, and LIE! He is paid by us to lie and that is considered acceptable? Why? I dont understand. How come the American public does not outwardly question this practice?
Whats Next? I always wonder what the next big invention is going to be? Nowadays it seems to be spins-offs of things already out there, just better, you know?
Cell phones, digital cameras, compact discs, DVDs, Palm pilots, E-mail, lap-tops, high definition flat screen TVs, TVs in cars, SUVs, Starbucks, Ecstasy, Viagra, laser eye surgery (no more glasses) the morning after pill, Botox parties, On Star, hybrid cars, Amber alerts, red light cameras, Playstation, human cloning, wheat grass, Atkins, body piercing, same sex marriages, caller ID, Krispy Kreme, boob jobs, Indian casinos Whats next?
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