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What can this all-purpose smorgasbord of clean nonsense do for you?
If you conduct business meetings, open the book and scoop out a couple of ice-breakers. Humor can help public speakers get off to a fast start. Take a joke or two to your next coffee klatch. Going on a trip with kids? Better put at least one joke book in your glovebox. Family reunion coming up? Have a few choice riddles to start the fun. Planning a kids birthday party? Send a GLOVEBOX JOKE CIRCUS home with each guest. Parents might even thank you for not sending junk foodand will get a laugh or two from the book. Need a gift of appreciation for a dear neighbor or a birthday gift for a family member? Surprise your son, daughter or spouse with a baseball or animal riddle. Is a family member away at college? Send a couple of brain teasers. Stuck in a traffic jam on your way home? Laugh it off with this traffic jam pacifier (of course, dont read while driving).
Just look at the categories of nonsense: Dizzy Definitions, Baseball Riddles, Quazy Questions, Knock-Knocks, Animal Riddles, Riddles for Geniuses, and many more. Lets read a few riddles:
What did one math book say to another?
Dont bother me, I have enough problems of my own.
Why are ghosts so smart?
They always have a clear head.
What do you call a fisherman with four lines in the water?
A four-caster.
Why would lawyers make poor hairdressers?
Theyre expert at splitting hairs.
When the albino man was asked if he was tanning, what was his reply?
No, its just a pigment of your imagination.
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