Abstract:
In this hilarious, irreverent collection of 31 columns, Collins takes no prisoners. Whether discussing overpriced health foods: “The real gold mine in Whole Foods is its deli counter…I wouldn’t say it’s pricey, but one time I had to choose between a turkey burger and a set of tires for my car,” Or trying on underwear at Victoria’s Secret: “Your ass looks like it came out of a ‘50s, B horror flick: The Ass That Ate Chicago. How come the models get to look svelte and sexy and you look like Orca in a teddy?” Completely on-target and skeweringly funny.