For fans everywhere! Enter the bizarre world of pop star fandom and you too can learn how to meet -or totally alienate - your favorite celebrity (without getting arrested), learn proper concert protocol (without getting arrested), and lead a fun and fulfilling fan life (yep, you bet - no arrests of any kind!). Truthfully, you won't learn one useful thing by reading this collection of features, poems and parodies - but you'll laugh a lot and trust me - it's a hell of a lot cheaper than psychotherapy.