Abstract:
Sure, there were a lot of chumps who bellyached when the President changed the name of the country to The Obamanation to honor his predecessor. But the ensuing cavalcade of freedom-ectomies to reward shirkers rather than workers, force businesses to consider cheesy options, extinguish the NFL and replace it with a touch football league, forsake innocent habs, and outlaw French fries and Tootsie Rolls has finally become too much for Jack and Sally, as they find themselves inadvertently lighting off a firestorm among Obamanon citizens. Can a little bird help turn the worm?